people who shouldn’t cosplay
- people who are going to ruin other people’s fun by being a dick
- People who are twice as big, or twice as small as who they’re cosplaying.
- That right there is being a dick.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
He was alfredo dying, but it happened anyway.
this made meatball
It’s not so sad, I heard he was a real pesto
Good for you. Want a cookie?
For use on people who expect cookies/kudos for being a decent human being.
I was shopping in Cambridge today with my younger brother and we saw this; A man inside a bin, playing and singing Jungle Book songs on his guitar.
WHAT
Alas, Sherlock could not find his next case.
Languages that suit your Zodiac sign
Aries: German
Taurus: Arabic
Gemini: English
Cancer: Estonian
Leo: Italian
Virgo: Swahili
Libra: Spanish
Scorpio: Russian
Sagittarius: Japanese
Capricorn: Dutch
Aquarius: French
Pisces: Portuguese
i have the kawaii language
I got Portuguese. Not bad, considering I have a ridiculously long list of languages I will someday learn.
>sagittarius >Japanese >LIVIN THE WEEABOO DREAM
^same
Remember what I said about Cancer being the butt of Zodiac jokes?
I mean, dude, Estonian? Couldn’t have been something more useful, like Chinese or Korean?
Me and other Sagittariuses are all kawaii desu sugoi ne desu desu suteki desu ne
gemini
that is bollocks
why is there a taco censored like hentai genitals on the tumblr radar
